Monday, June 27, 2016

Men in Costume

Many women I know have been fleeing Tinder recently. If you view the images below, you'll see why. It's becoming a circus! I don't know what it is that made these men think, "Hey, if I dress like an idiot, I'm going to get a woman for sure! She won't be able to resist my wit!" 

I think that the reason some of these men are single is because they have no game. I don't know what it is about Tinder that everyone loves. I think the only people that make real connections on that app have got to people with minimal intelligence. 

Let's get to the commentary, shall we? 



It's like the 70s died and were resurrected by this crazy imbecile. A guy dancing with a beer in platforms? WTF? This might have been attractive 50 years ago to someone who was cracked out of their minds. 


Another resurrection - Elvis. I only know one woman who thinks Elvis impersonators are sexy, and she is over 60. 


Batman! Nothing screams sexy like wearing fake muscles and striking a dashing pose. 


Pedophile?


This one gives me as many creeps as the pedophile guy in the bunny costume. Why on earth would you think you trying to grab a cat (and possibly trying to send a subliminal message) would attract a woman? 

If any of these men are off the market now, it's probably because whoever nabbed them as amazingly low standards. I suppose there is someone for everyone, right? 

Friday, June 10, 2016

Summer Freaks

Happy Friday, friends! Summer is beginning and the freaks are out! Allow me to share with you the wonderful freaks. Let's start with Mr. Deepthroat.
Yes. You read correctly. This a**hole had the audacity to ask me if I was willing to blow him. Here's the thing though - if he had the audacity to ask me, thinking there might be a chance that I'm actually into this stuff, then chances are that there are other women who really are down for this. I guess this is what some men do when they go out of town...

Now here is a guy who has better hair than I do:





He's polite, but I'm looking for a man, not a man who has hair like a woman. Gross.

And lastly, the young guy looking for a cougar. He thinks his cool line will capture me...


Wtf? 

To all these freaks, how about a giant FRO (f*ck right off)!