It never fails. Always around the peek points of the holiday/tourist season, I tend to receive messages from two types of people: the tourists (as mentioned in an earlier post), and the oddballs. I think the oddballs get lonely around the holiday season because they are so odd that they find themselves alone. The oddballs resort to the internet in an attempt to resolve their loneliness problem. The tourists are just looking for some fun holiday sex.
Observe the following:
My response to this guy was the following: "Have you ever heard of a AAA Tourbook? Get one." This guy is basically looking for a piece of local ass - no strings attached. Think about it - who would message a total stranger on the internet just to "show them around." Please. Tourist.
Wassup indeed. This guy is using text lingo that I haven't seen since 1997. Oddball and Tourist. His location was from out of state so he gets both categories.. And that profile picture! WTF?
I haven't revealed my true age on this blog, but I'll tell you what - I'm no where near 48. Yuck. Oddball.
I can't hate too much on this guy because the message, despite it's grammatical atrocities, was nice. However, a 49 year old!? Ew!!! NO THANK YOU. Oddball.
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