Officer Fakeness and Ex-Porno

Hello, friends! 

I've fallen by the wayside again, but I'm back! This summer has brought many challenges that required my attention and left me with little time to blog. Fear not, the dating follies continue. 

I'll write about two such follies that I've experienced. One occurred last month. The man claimed to be a police officer. He wouldn't tell me where he worked, which I thought was odd. If he was posting his photo, he can't be that confidential, can he? 

Eventually, he gave me his Instagram name. We allowed each other access. I wanted to find out if he was really an officer or if he was a fake.

Let's be real here - why conceal where you work? I'm a freaking attorney! How "top secret" could this guy be?

After perusing his Instagram, I came across a couple of photos he posted that had his complete name. He had completed some kind of law-enforcement related training. His Instagram was saturated with police-related posts. He had many photos of himself with other officers from different agencies. There was nothing about himself with his own agency.

Unsatisfied with what I had seen, I went to another resource that never failed when I needed information. I went to Google.

I searched his complete name. The first result that popped up was a mugshot.

Whoa! An officer with a record?

The next few results were news stories related to the arrest. The arrest was from six years ago. He and some friends of his were on vacation at a beach town. They were being rowdy and causing trouble in the bar. The bar owner wanted the men removed. When police arrived, this guy tried to convince the officers that he himself was a cop and would they please "hand over custody" of his friends to him. What the f***?!? Naturally, he got arrested along with the rest of his knucklehead buddies. The media, being the media, did a search of his background and found out that he was nothing but a grocery store boy. What a punk. He had been applying to law enforcement agencies at the time, but hadn't been through any kind of training.

Shocked by this news story, I immediately blocked him on my Instagram and off POF. I don't want to talk to someone who abuses his power, or perceived power, like that!

I decided I wasn't even going to give this guy the chance.

Moving on...

Here's another gem that will give you a few good laughs. Read below...

Yes. Apparently, I'm more attractive than porn stars, from a porn star himself. What a self-confidence booster! 

Needless to say, I didn't respond to this gem. I'd prefer to date someone whose dick is not publicly viewable on the internet, or seen or experienced for profit.