The other thing that comes with the holiday season is the freak show of men who come into the area visiting family. Your OkCupid, POF, Tinder, Match, whatever you use becomes a device of solicitation for these men who are in town for a few days and looking for a little bit of fun.
Gentlemen, if I dare call you that, I am not your tourist destination. Buzz off!
Observe this guy - who became persistent after I did not respond to him.
First of all, what the hell is up with the photo? It's like he's trying to get any female who views him to visualize what it's like laying in bed with this joker. No thank you.
Seriously, dude. Get a clue.
Now check out this joker:
Your whole family might be nutty. You might need a break from the holiday madness. You might need to get away from your crazy Aunt or Uncle. I have three words: not my problem.
Happy holidays!
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