Freak Messages

One of the best ways to draw a desired person's interest is to write a witty message. The first message is usually the most critical one because it makes the desired person do one of two things: become interested and message you back, or think you're a freak and ignore you. 

I recently had two interesting lads contact me. They fell into the later category: I thought they were freaks and ignored them. 

Exhibit A:

 

After receiving this initial message, I immediately dismissed this guy as a freak. Plus, the hoodie was a weird touch. I mean, who wears a creeper hoodie like this in a profile picture? You can't see because I have the eyes blocked out, but the eyes also add to the creeper effect.

Since I didn't respond, the creeper sent me the following, to which I gave a very smart response:

 

 Exhibit B:

Nothing annoys me more than stupid people. This guy was totally into female-dominated relationships. He had no photos of himself posted, only the weird cartoon of the tall Amazon woman with the boobs popping out of her shirt. I have no idea what he thought he was going to achieve with his initial message. Likewise, I gave a smart response. 

Bottom line: don't send stupid first messages. If you want your desired person to think you're a freak and dismiss you, then go right ahead and send stupid messages. It will only be a waste of your time and that person's time. 

Don't forget this: people talk. My friends and I exchange notes on the guys we talk to online all the time. Don't make it into the Freak Pile.