Pierced

Piercings are generally acceptable. Piercings sometimes, like tattoos, go way too far. Observe:

This guy is a freak on a leash, or a freak on a hook. Clearly, he thinks that by deforming his face he will attract a woman who will want to experience that forked tongue of his. Ugh. The fishing hook in the nose, the face piercings, and the tattoos on the hands are extreme. Make no mistake - hand tattoos mean the person is covered elsewhere. And the green fingernails? Ugh. This guy isn't even interesting. He's a walking horror show.

On the other hand, he made me appreciate my singlehood. It's better to be single than attached to a bad partner, or attached to a freak on a leash...

...or a fishing hook.