Cat Man

"Cat Lady" means a woman who is single, alone, and attached to her cat for companionship. I recently discovered that a parallel exists for the man. I call him "Cat Man." Observe:

Now, I know that there's going to be a good chunk of women out there reading this who are going to say, "That's not creepy! It's sweet! It's shows that he's sensitive!" To these women I say this: I don't want to date a Cat Man. The caption of the first photo is creepy, too. "Daddy's lap" is creepy. The other fellow who had the cat perched on his shoulder like a feline Iago on Jafar's shoulder is odd. I will admit, the cats are cute, but it doesn't change the red flag that comes with Cat Man. A Cat Man is usually too sensitive, not very manly, and doesn't work his body up.

I'm also prejudiced because I'm a dog person.

I'm also allergic to cats.