One Cocky S.O.B.

Women like a man with confidence. There's a difference between confidence and cockiness. If a man is cocky, he is a Cocky S.O.B. I can't stand the Cocky S.O.B.

A Cocky S.O.B. messaged me. I looked at his profile. He was too young, had little education, and his profile picture screamed "Cocky S.O.B." My analysis: do not engage. I didn't respond to his message.

OkCupid has a fun little feature that allows a member to be notified when another member has viewed his or her profile. Said feature notified the Cocky S.O.B. that I viewed his profile. This is when he sent me this: 

As you can see, I immediately smacked down the Cocky S.O.B. You can tell from his smirk on his profile picture that he thinks he is the cat's meow. He is more like the cat's hairball by my standards. 

It's good to be confident, but to be overconfident is to be a Cocky S.O.B., and a cat's unattractive, undesirable hairball.