The Older Stripper

In a past post, I wrote about the stripper who tried to get into my pants. My friends, it has happened again, except via Internet. Meet this guy, who originally portrayed himself as someone within my age range:

Yes. This man used to be a stripper. It made for some good first conversation. It begs the question, if a man is posting this as his main picture, how serious is he? I gave him a shot and continued to engage in email conversation. He didn't seem too bad, until this: 

This little exchange above begs the next question, what the f***? This guy deserves to have the Bull Shit Flag tattooed on his chest because this is a prime example of what I discussed in an earlier post - older men trying to lure younger women. He posts a rather provocative photo of himself, then suddenly realizes a while later that his age is incorrect because his "friend" put in the wrong birth year. If someone is blaming a "friend" for some act of dishonesty, excuse yourself and go raise the Bull Shit Flag. 

This man is more than 15 years my senior. I hate men who lie, and if they do it from day 1, then they will continue doing through day 9,000. He acts so dismayed that I rejected him because of his age. What did this guy expect? 

Being single is hard, but living with someone who constantly lies is even harder. Don't settle for less than what you want. If a man is lying to you because of something his "friend" did, know that it was his own plot and leave the douche behind you. 

Besides, how trustworthy is a stripper anyway?