Coloring Books

Another fine specimen that we single women encounter in our daily dating lives is the man I like to call "the coloring book." A coloring book is a man with so many tattoos that it makes you want to take a marker and color on him.

I know that some women think tattoos are wonderful and awesome, but for a professional woman like myself who went to the trouble of getting a higher education, I think less is more, and none is best. It's my personal preference. Besides, there are some tattoos that just look tacky and terrible. Observe:

This guy above actually went to the trouble of making the picture black and white and only his tattoos in color. No thank you.

He clearly thinks he is a mystic of some sort.

This one wants to make you guess what he has downstairs. I guarantee you that it is likely no different from any other penis.

The facial expression in this one looks like he's trying really hard. 

The bottom line is this: if I want a coloring book, then I'll go to the dollar store. The problem is that I outgrew coloring books a long time ago. I don't need one on my man's body.