Sunday, August 23, 2015

Three's a Crowd

Every single woman gets the opportunity to join a threesome. There's always an abundance of married or otherwise committed couples who are looking for thrill and adventure with a single woman who doesn't have anything else going on. Oftentimes, these couples will advertise the man as being fun and the woman as a hot piece of ass. Of course, everyone wants discretion. Is it really that discreet if you're searching the very public Internet? Observe:

Then there's the married guy who is just out looking for fun. He advertises that he's in an open relationship and makes himself look like a barrel of laughs. Why would any single woman looking for love bother with this man? It's just a waste of time and energy.

Finally, there's the married guy who is just a douche, especially when he posts a picture of his wife and kid to let other people know he's married. If he has no caption, he's a cheater. Observe:

This guy is married to a beautiful woman and the kid is adorable, too. "You don't know what's going on in his marriage! Maybe he just needs a release." Excuse me while I go raise the Bull Shit Flag. If you're a married person who has the need to look outside your marriage for fulfillment, then release your poor spouse and stop dishonoring him/her by going behind his/her back. If you tried counseling, if nothing else works, then try something that does work: divorce. It might be costly, but it does the job.

Married people on dating portals are a waste of time and energy for the singleton. The typical female singleton is looking for love, and love means love between two people. The singleton has better things to do than be some married person's distraction. After all, two is company, and three is a crowd.

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