Slim Pickins

To show that I don't have a massive ego, observe this little exchange I had last week:

Yes. That's right. I was turned down because an hour drive is too far, and apparently I am too hot. I can't catch a break!

Turning away from a dating website, I thought to myself maybe Tinder will offer more. Not so...

You'd think a firefighter would be more attractive.

We can't ignore these guys either...

God, please help me!