Wrong Name

It's happened to all of us. Sometimes, you date multiple people. You don't develop any real interest in any of them, but you talk to them because you might get laid by one of them. You don't bother remembering someone's name until that person actually becomes a true potential match for you. Well, my friends, there is no excuse for not getting the name right when it's on the top of the Tinder screen. Observe: 

Seriously? My name is at the top of the damn screen. The way my name is spelled is no where near "Lisa." Not only that, but the fool took two minutes to notice his mistake and come up with the half-ass excuse that his phone put in the wrong name. You can only blame autocorrect when the names are similar, not when they are vastly different. If this guy can't get it right on Tinder with the name posted at the top, who knows what he's like in an actual relationship. 

Moral of the story: stay away from men who don't get your name right. If he is screwing it up when you're sending messages and haven't met yet, then he is not worth meeting in person...or another message. 

NEXT!